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The Woody Show.

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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Woody.

I'll tell you, it's Monday.

It is April the 28th, 2025.

Thank you for being here. We are the Woody Show.

Yeah. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning, Woody. Menace is here. Hi.

Happy Monday, Gina Greta. Oh, it's Gina's birthday week. That's right. Yeah, it's Gina's birthday week. Her birthday is what, Thursday?

I think so. Is that the first? You think so? See, Monday, Tuesday, 29th. 30th is what, Thursday? I think so. Is that May 1st? You think so?

I don't know. I don't know. I've been keeping track this year.

30th is Wednesday. Yeah, Thursday.

There's only 30. I always forget. Is there 30 or 31 days? But it's 30 days.

I never pay. Happy payday week.

Oh, that's the real headline. We're getting, we're getting paid this week.

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