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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Party Hard Granny Awkward Call, Gender Reveal Sabotage + Beat Brooke (5/26/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Tuesday, May 26th, 2026

Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey:

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0:00.0

Hey, we got a brand new full hour for you right now, and it's a fun one. We've got a confession today about a ruined gender reveal party that everyone in the room was applauding. I hate how satisfying it is. It was. It really was. And I think you're going to enjoy it. That's coming up, a new awkward Tuesday phone call. Lots of fun on the way. But before we start this full hour, we got to highlight you. What are you seeing in the comment section, Alexis?

0:23.9

Oh, Angie Cruz commented on one of ours and said, thank you for making me gag this early in the morning. Oh, hey. Who knows what we were talking about? Maybe it was just the sound of our voices. Okay, that's it. Of course, she looked at us on YouTube live. Yeah. Which, there is a brand new live coming out today. Yeah, there you go. Speaking up. Go gag together on Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube. We'll get this full hour started. What are Americans most hated pet peeves? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We all different ones, right? New Pole just asked 15,000 people and found number three when you're watching something on TV and the audio and video or even a millisecond off. Oh, yes. Shut it down. I don't care if it's the best thing I've ever seen. I can't do it. Number two, when we're late.

1:17.0

Oh, God. Now we're not going to go with number one is. Of course, number one's not being able to finish cool radio surveys because we're forced to do WCII. Which clip is it? Two viral soundbites

1:25.0

from the internet and only enough time to play one of them. So let's just get to your choices.

1:29.9

Your first option is an 11-second clip from a Super Dogs competition where a pup named Sir Jumps Salat

1:37.0

tries to leap over an obstacle of giant plastic poles.

1:41.6

And let's just say he doesn't quite make it.

1:45.5

No.

1:46.2

Or option two, a 30 second clip featuring the long-awaited return of crackers, the singing

1:55.1

parent.

1:55.7

No way.

1:56.4

Opening his beak and pouring out his soul into a heartfelt rendition of,

2:01.6

You Really Got Me by the Kings.

2:04.6

So what's it going to be, White Dogs Can't Jump or Bird Rock Fist Pump?

2:10.7

Alexis.

2:11.3

Obviously, White Dogs Can't Jump.

2:13.1

Oh, come on.

2:13.8

Don't do this to Crackers.

2:15.3

Bird rock fist pump.

2:16.9

Yes.

2:17.7

We got one for Crackers. It comes down to crackers. Bird rock fist pump. Yes. We got one for crackers.

2:19.4

It comes down to you, Jose.

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