0:00.0	Hey, we're all getting into the week a little slow, I think.
0:02.3	It's Brooke and Jeffrey. But we do have a new episode for you. That's true. New Razor Stories, new Loser Line, a great second date that I think everyone's going to love. So just stick around for all that and always starting with you because you're the star of the show. You are. And today's story is Luke who said this episode was straight brain rot. Hey, that's a good thing. That is a good thing.
0:23.5	We did our job.
0:24.3	We really did. So thank you so much. Hopefully that brain rot continues right now for your full hour. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and a lot of people are going to be traveling soon to visit relatives over the holidays. That's right. And our hearts go out to you.
0:39.1	But when you stay in a hotel, what type of person are you?
0:43.1	Do you fully unpack and put all your stuff away into drawers?
0:47.0	Yes.
0:47.2	Or do you just live out of your suitcase and let your clothes explode all over the floor?
0:52.2	I'm that one, yeah.
0:53.3	I'm that one.
1:27.7	You guys are heathens, okay? You put it away. You make it feel like a little home for one night. I kind of like my big piles. Yeah. It's organized madness. I don't know. Anything that touches the floor of a hotel room crosses me out. So. Well, they clean them, Brock. According to travel experts, neither of those are the best option for you, actually. Oh, we're all doing it. What, you're going to hang my underwear in the closet? Because that's exactly where the hotel bedbugs want you to put your things. In the drawers and on the floors. Brooke.
1:28.4	Bedbugs.
1:28.7	You.
1:29.5	Brooke.
1:34.1	They like to hide in and around the mattresses also underneath those little luggage stands that they provide.
1:36.0	I was going to say the luggage stands is what I use.
1:37.9	I just put my stuff on there.
1:38.8	No, bedbugs love them.
1:40.5	They're like little bed bug brothels.
1:42.4	They're just waiting to crawl into your bag and
1:44.7	make bug babies inside it. Why are the bed brugs in the drawers? That's not fabric. Get out of there.
1:52.2	Yeah, that's where they are. I think they're just everywhere. Even in nice hotels, they say,
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