Oh, we're in it.

We're scamming the scammers this week.

Oh, yeah. Every day this week, we get a brand new phone tap where we scam the scam calls that come into our station. You know, unfortunately, we don't get their money and then live rent-free for the rest of the year, but we do get a good life. That would be nice. Maybe we should have tried asking them for their socials and whatnot more. So welcome to the brand new full episode.

We also got a brand new awkward Tuesday on the horizon for you. Thank you so much for being here. We love starting with comments. Yes. This was actually on our text board, so I don't have a name, but I just thought it was cute. They said, I'm 14 and I listen every day. Keep it up. Yeah. And you know, a 14-year-old, it's motivating us just felt good.

That's right.

That's right.

Teenage hype men.

That's what you. day, keep it up. Yeah. And you know, a 14-year-old, it's motivating us just felt good.

That's right.

That's right.

Teenage hype man.

That's what we need in our life for sure.

Hey, thanks for being here.

And your full new episode starts right now.

I really have to go to the bathroom.

Used to be the best excuse that you could give to get out of a speeding ticket.

I was like, why didn't you do it before you came into the studio?

It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, but now is there a new number one excuse?

Please tell me.

That's the question we're asking this morning thanks to 19-year-old Alicia Shore from Canada.

Because the other day, the British Columbia Highway Patrol pulled her over while she was driving in her parents' Porsche going 55 miles an hour over the speed limit.

Oh, my God, not 55 total?

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