FULL SHOW: Motel 7 Date, Craziest Cat Lady Loser Line + Ridiculous Dating Slang (2/16/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Monday, February 16th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, welcome to it. We got a full hour podcast for you. Hopefully you have the day off. |
| 0:04.1 | Oh, that's, yeah. It's President's Day. And you get to enjoy it from bed, not even upright. I think that's how you're supposed to do it. We're wishing that for you. Yep. Yep. And if not, we're sorry. Yeah. We're sorry if you're awake, walking around, being productive. Having to work. |
| 0:19.8 | We hear that. |
| 0:20.9 | But first, before we get into this hour, let's start with comments. |
| 0:23.8 | Yeah, Anthony said, honest question. Since y'all do daily shock callers, does the radio show make y'all do yearly cardiac evaluations? Oh, they should. But definitely not. I don't know. My dad was an electrical contractor, and he said a good shock every once in a while. |
| 0:40.4 | It keeps the heart going. |
| 0:41.2 | Oh. Well, there you go. So we're going to out of everyone. He really attributes it to his long life. All right. So, no, not yet. Not yet. Your full hour starts right now. I don't know how we didn't talk about this, but did you realize National Snack Day happened this week? |
| 0:56.6 | What? |
| 0:57.0 | No way! |
| 0:57.8 | Wait, there's only one day I celebrate every day. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. How did we miss it? Eating is basically all that we do. And all we focus on, even when we're not doing it. But the best way to celebrate National Snack Day is, of course, by doing a poll. |
| 1:13.1 | Update on the poll. To find out America's favorite snack items state by state. Let's do this. |
| 1:19.1 | And this was down to the specific brands and we do have a winner. |
| 1:23.2 | Eighteen different states chose the same thing for number one. You guys have any guesses? |
| 1:27.5 | Oh, God. |
| 1:28.4 | If it's fair, I'm telling you, if it's families, it's going to be goldfish. |
| 1:31.9 | There's no question. |
| 1:33.1 | I think it's chips. |
| 1:34.2 | I think it's like, yeah, Doritos. |
| 1:36.4 | I tell you. |
| 1:37.3 | Oh, cheesits are the better. |
| 1:38.5 | America's number one most preferred snack to nibble on is. |
| 1:44.0 | Yeah. Rice Krispy treats |
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