All right, we got a brand new hour for you.

Thanks so much for being here.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you found the full show podcast. And we love that. We are so appreciative of it. We got brand new loser line, second date, laser stories, if that's your thing, you're a weirdo for it, but cool. But first, we like to start with a comment. Yeah, glorious Charles said, hey, long time listener. and I was just curious, Jose, would you ever let Brooke cut your hair again? My wife insists on cutting mine to save money. You know what? Maybe. If we did it for like some big charity or something. You trust Brooke next to your hair with scissors? Well, I mean, no, it would be just bald. No, buzz me oh everything yeah it was a very

yeah i thought like uh no she's not going to shape and foil me

Alexis is wondering if she could save some money by me cutting her hair now i think is

wait is Brooke looky good am i paying for cuts for no reason

yeah oh se has so much volume yeah? I got a lot of dead ends.

Can I request if Brooke cuts Jose's hair she does the bowl cut? Can I request that? Oh, yeah. That would be really funny. There we go. There we go. All right, I'll get my scissors out. And until then, let's get to the full hour. It starts right now. Remember when fortune cookies used to be fun?

Oh, yeah. Until then, let's get to the full hour. It starts right now. Remember when fortune cookies used to be fun?

Oh, yeah.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Why aren't they fun anymore?

Well, a fortune cookie maker in Australia is in trouble after distributing some inappropriate

fortunes to local restaurants.

But those are the most fun.

Yeah, that sounds better.

I mean, you have to add in bed to the end of everyone.

The customers who got these were pretty shocked because one said,

you're capable of great things, but all you do is look at your phone all day,

so you won't amount to much.

Another predicted, this will be a great year for you because you're going to get divorced

Oh wow

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