0:00.0	Hey, welcome back. Just a warning. I read today it's the last day you can eat your turkey leftovers. Oh, really? People are still eating them leftover to now? I was going to say you still leftovers? I was thinking I didn't have enough time. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was going to push it. Okay. Who's a warning to me? Oh, no. We got a brand new full hour episode for you. It is the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. Thank you so much for being here. Yes.
0:24.0	Yes. me. Oh, no. We got a brand new full hour episode for you. It is the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast.
0:22.0	Thank you so much for being here.
0:38.0	Yes. What do we got? We got new second date today, new loser line, laser stories, lots of fun coming up. But first, a comment. Well, it's funny you said that because draft line said, I'm learning to listen to Brooke in the intro. and if she doesn't say new or all new, I'm going to be disappointed.
0:39.2	Hey, all new.
0:40.8	New, did you hear all that new today?
0:38.1	There it is. to listen to Brooke in the intro, and if she doesn't say new or all new, I'm going to be disappointed.
0:43.1	Hey, oh, new. Did you hear all that nude today? There it is. I thought she said nude because we're all naked or something. No, that's just Jeffrey. Yeah. He's the only one that likes to do this.
0:49.1	All right. Here we go. Full hour, brand new starts right now.
0:54.1	Oh, no. I don't know if you guys saw this. It starts right now. Oh, no.
0:55.1	I don't know if you guys saw this.
0:57.5	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, but a business had to apologize for hiring a look-alike Santa at their store.
1:05.3	Apparently, one tiny thing slipped through the background check.
1:10.0	Uh-oh.
1:10.7	Really small, though. Uh-oh.
1:12.0	Really small, though.
1:13.9	Like super duper small.
1:17.2	So small, you guys probably wouldn't even care about it.
1:19.5	Maybe I don't even need to tell you guys that... Oh, Dallas.
1:19.9	Back in 2019, the guy sort of kind of murdered his wife.
1:27.1	What?
1:34.6	But no, listen. Listen, he pleaded insanity, which most Santa lookalikes are.
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