0:00.0	All right, we got a full show for you today and a little special treat. We've been doing them every Tuesday. Those live videos are up on our YouTube. Today is a second date update live video so you can see what it looks like in the studio when we make these calls, how we react, how dumb we look when we don't know what to say. You can look Brooke directly in the eyes while this is happening.
0:21.3	Yeah, be careful. I can actually turn you to stone. Oh. I believe that. Medusa Brooke already. That's right. That's right. So again, go to our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey and please subscribe there so you can see that. We do have a new awkward Tuesday coming up in this full show. We have a mass speaker that's brand new. and before we get there, comments.
0:38.3	Yeah, well, we also have some trivia today.
0:39.9	Oh, yeah.
0:40.4	And Trav get their comments.
0:38.3	Yeah, well, we also have some trivia today. And Trav Nelson Drum said, do y'all keep track of Brooks all-time? Off. Yeah, wins and losses. That would be cool to know. All-time. And I asked Jake what your all-time record is of a streak, and he knew. Oh, my all-time streak. The streak we know.
0:53.8	The streak we know, yeah.
0:54.1	Seven.
0:54.6	I feel like it's, I've had like 60 something in a row.
0:57.7	He said 44. He's wrong. He's wrong.
1:00.5	Yeah, we got into the 60s one time. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Jake. Oh, sorry. Okay. Don't get it twisted.
1:06.8	All right. Yeah. Hey, play me. It's going to happen right now. Your full hour starts.
1:12.3	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we have a show mascot here, a beloved, amorous little turtle named Humber.
1:19.9	Yes.
1:20.4	Which you'll hear him during laser stories all the time. But if, God forbid, anything ever happens to Humber.
1:27.1	Why would you even say such a thing?
1:28.6	I said, God forbid.
1:29.5	Okay.
1:30.3	I think we've got a new backup mascot ready to go.
1:33.7	It's kind of rude to Humper, but okay.
1:35.9	Sorry, Humper.
1:36.8	Close your ears, but it's a 2,000-pound sea lion named Chonkers.
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