FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Taylor Swift Engagement Parody, Weirdest Flexes + Wedding DJ Prank (8/29/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Friday, August 29th, 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Can I just say Jeff's song today is iconic. Yeah. Iconic. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is your full hour. And I can't wait for you to hear it. It is definitely, of course, about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's engagement. But the perspective he took on it is something no one saw coming. When Jeff asked us for song ideas, whatever he ends up singing, I'm like, I never would have emailed you that, Jeff. I never would have thought of that. It's so good. It's so good. So definitely comment, you know, give him some love because I know he came in at three in the morning to work on it before our show even started. He works like Taylor. Dude, he never stops. Seriously. How he does these every week is insane. Yeah, props to Jeff. Yeah, before we get to the full show, what do you got in the comments, Alexis? Well, speaking of Jeff's, Dark said determined day five of saying hi to Jeffrey until he says hi back. Hi, Jeffrey. But I just got to let you know now. He's never going to be in this intro. |
| 0:55.0 | It's not going to happen. Yeah, we make him stay in the OX studio until he sings and then we bring him out. But we do love you commenting. Yes, we'll tell Jeff you said hi. How about that? Find another mission. Stick to it. I like your perseverance. It's needed. So, all right, we're getting your full hour started right now. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm trying to think, what's a fringe benefit that we enjoy at work here? What's that mean? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, like, a normal benefit would be like health care and salary. But then beyond those, like, basic things. It'd be like the coffee machine we used to have, but they took it. Right. We used to have ice. Remember that? Oh, we don't have ice either. Oh, wait. We don't have a water filter either. No, we don't have to drink tap water, but we used to. Yeah, they've taken all of our privileges away, basically. Typically, free food is a really big one. |
| 1:45.0 | I know the company next door to us offers it for their tech employees. |
| 1:48.7 | They're always in the elevator looking all smug holding their to go containers of their free lunches. |
| 1:54.3 | Meanwhile, we have to pay for a two-week-old bag of boiled egg. |
| 1:59.0 | Two weeks if we're lucky. |
| 2:17.5 | It's like over $4. It's amazing. Has anybody tried to sneak in over across the way, grab some like free granola bars and LaCroix? No, so they were just doing a like team work event and they had free donuts out and I thought about it but I was so scared. Yeah, they are scary. Yes, they are. I only bring this up because a new poll was done. |
| 2:20.0 | Update on the poll. |
| 2:21.5 | And they found a new number one fringe benefit that employees absolutely love. |
| 2:28.0 | Okay, what is it? |
| 2:29.0 | It beats out almost anything else. |
| 2:31.3 | It's free yoga classes in the office. |
| 2:36.0 | That would be so nice. |
| 2:38.2 | My apartment office out on the rooftop. |
| 2:39.9 | People want to be more mindful while they're at work, more relaxed to be able to connect |
| 2:44.8 | with their chi or whatever. |
| 2:47.1 | Would you be into that if we did that here every morning? |
| 2:49.7 | 1,000%. Actually, dude, I would000% actually dude I would I need to stretch |
| 2:53.6 | I need to I'm stretching in my life is Jose gonna be next to me in the yoga class I just feel like it's |
| 2:59.0 | gonna be loud and a lot of grunting for yeah well he needs an instructor to help him get back into |
| 3:02.9 | child's pose yeah but we got to get some fringe perks around here because brook been trying to flirt with our 82-year-old boss every morning to get us an omelet bar. And where's that got to us? Oh, that would be nowhere. No. If anything, it's backfiring. Come on, Brooke. Give the man some sugar. We need some omelets up in this bee. Now we're going to move on. We're going to get to the shot collar question of the day and send it over to the man |
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