FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Spring Cleaning Song, Brooke’s Radio Wisdom + In Walks the Ex Date (3/27/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Friday, March 27th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, we got a brand new full hour for you. Thank you so much for being here. And Jeff's song of the week may inspire you. Yeah. And I had to get a little something done while you listen. You'll find out why coming up a new second date. Did I say that? I don't know anymore. Sometimes I don't know if I'm glitching or not. So thanks for being here. I think I already said that too. Get to the comments. Go. Comment. I don't know if this is going to help because Axel said, wait, Brooke and Jeff are not dating. Oh, God. Yeah, people think that a lot. Or you're married. I know. I don't know if it's because of just a lot of radio people being married. I think that's normally the people and the people are dating. Or people think your husband and Jeff look kind of similar sometimes. That's also. They do look similar. You guys go Google Brooks' husband. He loves when people do that. Yeah. He really loves it. He loves to be in the spotlight. Oh, yeah. Well, at least we know behind the scenes that when Michael gets too old, you can, you know, Jeff's fear's younger. You can just... I'm good. Yeah, no. I like version 1.0 the best. I know. All right, here we go. Brand new full hour starts right now. Snitches may get stitches. Yeah. But freaks get our hero of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 1:12.9 | I thought heroes got those. |
| 1:14.2 | Today's hero is a man in Austria named Malta Duncer. |
| 1:19.1 | He calls himself, quote, the king of the freaks. |
| 1:22.9 | Hey, okay, Malta. |
| 1:25.0 | Not just on his Tinder bio, but everywhere. |
| 1:32.7 | Because he has a special party trick that he likes to do that just broke a Guinness World record, one I've personally never heard of before. |
| 1:36.0 | That's cool. |
| 1:36.6 | I love a good party trick. |
| 1:37.8 | The record, most balloons passed through the nose and out the mouth in one minute. |
| 1:43.4 | I don't like that. |
| 1:45.1 | I've seen this done before. |
| 1:46.3 | Do you use the same balloon or do you use different balloons? |
| 1:49.3 | Good question. |
| 1:50.1 | Different balloons. |
| 1:51.7 | Well, then they're clean every time. |
| 1:53.4 | I should mention they're deflated balloons. |
| 1:55.8 | That's a good point. |
| 1:56.7 | If they were inflated, it'd be even more impressive. |
| 1:59.3 | But he shoves the balloon, empty up his nostril, and then pulls it out of his mouth. |
| 2:06.6 | I don't think we needed photos of this, Jess. |
| 2:08.5 | I think just the mental image is helpful. |
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