Okay, the only clue I'm giving you to the song of the week is Jeffrey came in with a Santa

hat on.

Yes, he did. Oh, you spoiled it. I know. And luckily for us, he had other clothes on, too. So that's good. We got a brand new full hour for you today that does include Jeff's brand new song of the week. Oh, we do beauty trend stuff. Yeah, strange beauty trend. Yes. Clarify line. Which the guys were both really into.

They were.

Oddly.

And a brand new second date update. Your full hour is about to start, but we always started with you. Your comments. Yes, Catherine Helm said, I'm begging, y'all. Please make a compilation of Jeffrey's throat jokes. He says the craziest things. He does have a lot of throat jokes. I've never thought about a couple of those. I do wonder, could that make a whole hour show of just him doing that?

I think it would. he says the craziest things yeah he does have a lot of throat jokes i've never thought about a

couple i do wonder could that make a whole hour show of just him doing that i think in one week we

could get there wow we have to do that one time yeah maybe geoffrey has his own little stash that he

likes to listen to probably yeah all right well maybe you'll get a throat joke in this hour

all time yeah starts now it's not really christmas without a Well, maybe you'll get a throat joke in this hour. Oh, they'll have. Yep. Starts now.

It's not really Christmas without a little bit of controversy.

It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

What do we got this year, Jeff?

Well, a Christmas tree farm in New Jersey is getting a ton of backlash for the unique thing that they've been doing selling colorful spray-painted Christmas trees.

You can see the photos on the Brooke and Jeffrey Insta stories.

I'll show you photos here.

I mean, that's kind of like the flocked ones, right?

Those are basically sprayed with stuff to make them look white. I don't know which ones those are, but these are all real trees that come in an array of colors, including pink, purple, blue, turquoise, magenta, red, and black. Okay. So what's so controversial about that? Yeah, that's true. I mean. It's probably just that they're real trees. Like, why buy a real tree if you want one that's pink? No. I could see someone wanting to look like a pink tree if it's her favorite color. That's not what it is. Apparently, some holiday humbugs are worried about bringing, quote, hazardous chemicals into their homes. I was going to say it does look like it's like heavily chemically.

Because I guess the tree farm

uses some kind of toxic

latex-based paint in order to coat them,

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