Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey. We've got a great fun hour plan for you. Oh, my gosh. Jeff's song. Yeah. Don't you think he nailed it this week?

He did. And guys, he hit a note that you have to go listen to. The high, the knee note. Yeah. If you've ever been frustrated in the dating world, Jeff's got your back. It's very tongue and cheek and you're just going to love it. I just know it. And then we're going to go over. We got new lasers. We've got teachers sharing stupid things students have said. Yeah, there it is. I almost said it stupidly. So thank you, Alexis. But before we get to everything, what are the comments? Yeah. Well, when you guys comment back on old episodes, you're binging, we see them because they still show up.

And one from 2020, Corey Curry said, I don't know what we were talking about, Brooke.

But they said, how is Brooke going to say that when you're in a bath, you're sitting in a pool of drinkable water?

Your booty is in it.

Well, it is potable when it comes out of the faucet.

I'm just saying.

Don't double down.

All right.

Same gone a few years later.

Let's get to the brand new full hour right now.

Oh, man, there's a four-letter word I want to say on the radio right now so bad.

What is it?

Let's do it.

I'm going to do it. Okay. It's hero. Oh. Because it's time to recognize our hero of the week. Okay. I mean, it would have been exciting if you would have started that. Now it was kind of a disappointment. But, you know. Yeah, you're hoping for a different word there. But it is time for our hero the week. And today's hero is a 19-year-old girl in Scotland who says her life has been an absolute living hell for the past few years.

And it's all thanks to her stupid name, which just happens to be Taylor Swift.

Oh, no.

Oh, great.

She was actually born Taylor Swift. Oh, no. She was actually born Taylor Swift.

And now, wherever she goes, no matter who she meets, everybody thinks it's some sort of

weird Joker scam.

Oh, that she's crazy.

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