0:00.0	Happy Thanksgiving.
0:01.6	It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we are truly, truly grateful for you. Oh, so thankful you. Those are the best. You listen, and I know you've snuck off and are avoiding family and are listening to a podcast instead to keep your mental health in check. Yeah. You know? Especially if you don't get your side of the wishbone. Once you grow up and you have kids, you have to give the wishbone to the kids. Oh, yeah. I'm still the kid in my house.
0:21.9	It's like I have to sit in the middle seat have to give the wishbone to the kids. Oh, yeah. I'm still the kid in my house.
0:21.9	It's like I have to sit in the middle seat of an airplane for the rest of my life too since I had two children. Oh, sad. Some things that you sacrifice as a mother. Yeah, I guess so. But it's all worth it and it's all worth it to be here with you. Thank you so much. we've got an episode to hopefully make you laugh.
0:36.6	And cheers.
0:38.1	Definitely give thanks for everything good. We've all got at least one cool tattoo. Okay. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Not me, but okay. I don't have any either. You don't have a tattoo? No, I like fake ones though., I'll put them on. Wait, nobody in this room has a tattoo?
0:55.0	I've always wanted to. Wait, do you have one, Jeff?
0:56.5	No.
0:57.0	Not even where we can't see?
0:58.2	It's against my religion to get a tattoo. Wait, you don't do anything else about, like, what? That's the rule? That's the one rule I stick to. I don't know why that shocked me
1:08.3	Somebody on the show needs to get one to up our street cred
1:11.5	Alexis
1:12.5	I'm not against it
1:13.5	A discreet Harry-styles neck tap. Yeah, can I do it like right? Like, I want to pick a spot though. Oh, neck. Sorry. Just a discreet, like a subtle one. But you see people with all sorts of random things inked on their body that reflects what they love and who they are.
1:28.0	Yeah, totally.
1:28.6	Have you ever met someone, though, with a tattoo of cranberries?
1:32.0	No.
1:33.2	I bring it up because a new poll asks people who love cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving if they'd consider getting a cranberry themed tattoo.
1:42.3	I will say, like, that iconic, like, it would be kind of cool to get the iconic can shape, like when it comes out of the can.
1:49.3	Oh, yeah.
1:50.1	You know, that's like the jelly.
1:51.4	Yeah.
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