0:00.0	I am so excited for you all to hear the new mass speaker. Hey, it's Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, only because you could have a lot of money in your backyard and you not know it. That's crazy to think about it. I can not believe the confession we got today. It is very juicy. We got a full new hour coming up for you with a new awkward Tuesday, new phone tabs, all sorts of stuff. But first, comments. What do you love, Alexis? Travis.
0:23.4	Trav Nelson drums. coming up for you with the new awkward Tuesday new phone tabs all sorts of stuff but first comments
0:21.5	what do you love yeah trav nelson drums said what's it like roast of your co-workers 40 hours a
0:28.2	week is it tiring or inspiring i forget most people have HR and then we'll get fired for what we do
0:36.5	yeah it's quite enjoyable, in fact.
0:39.4	I really like it a lot.
0:41.1	Yeah, so let's do it for a full hour.
0:42.9	It's starting right now.
0:45.5	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and there's a headline in the news that says
0:49.7	a team of researchers in China claims to have created an artificial tongue.
0:54.9	And for some reason, a guy named Jose has already pre-ordered four of them.
1:00.6	I literally.
1:02.7	I wanted more info.
1:03.8	That's just in case his falls out.
1:06.0	He just needs it back up.
1:07.1	Okay.
1:07.5	Why do you do that all the time?
1:10.1	That's what the news is reporting right now.
1:12.1	And I trust all news. Really, they're developing them so it can quickly detect spice levels in food. Oh, my ex. Easy. No, I just don't eat anything that might be spicy. Well, now you can have your tongue tested for you. Okay. Like if you're at a Thai restaurant and they ask you, do you want one to five stars? You say, hmm, I'm gonna let my second tongue choose this for me. Okay. Actually, go back and get me a three star. Thank you. Go back. You're gonna send them back? Yeah, what? I don't know. So the tongue makes you pretentious as well. Yeah, everybody needs a little bit of that.
1:46.0	But I don't know if that's exactly what they're going to be using them for.
1:48.6	But I can tell you it should be able to detect specific heat levels of certain peppers without you having to taste it yourself.
1:56.7	Well, that is actually, if you're messing with real peppers, like Carolina Reapers and stuff.
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