Hey, it's the Birken Jeffery podcast, and did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy,

Wait, wait, those actually all have super hot men, don't they?

Actually, if you're listening in from their DM me after this, okay, after you hear the full show, we're just starting right now.

You know, whenever there's a big debate raging on the internet, I can see you guys are really paying attention to me while your phone's right now, that's cool.

Okay, I'll start again. You know when there's a big debate that's raging on the internet?

Apparently, some people in this room are just on the internet.

Yeah, I know, they're involved in it.

There's usually two sets of people. There's one that says, I think it's this thing, and then the other says, no, I think it's that thing.

Yeah, it's normally split.

And I say, we want a piece of that action.

What?

And Jeffrey, because if you haven't heard, folks on Reddit have been talking about something else lately.

This time, they're debating what to call the two ends on a loaf of bread.

Ooh, I like this kind of stuff.

Don't you cut the heels?

Well, hold on, Brooke, because turns out there's more ways to describe it than you'd think.

Some people, like Brooke said, call it the heel.

Oh, yeah.

Others call it the end piece.

That's what I thought it was.

Just the end piece.

What else is it?

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