FULL SHOW: Friday, April 3rd

The Valenti Show

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Sports

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The guys began this short show following a successful Tigers' home Opening Day with their confidence levels in 4 different local sports hypothetical possibilities. They paused briefly to discuss some football and the new MLB ABS system.

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0:00.0	All right, that was Kenny's wish that we would just give you the extended cut of that god-awful song.
0:08.1	Hey, man.
0:09.2	It's April.
0:10.0	And everybody's winning.
0:12.2	And da-da-da-a-oh.
0:14.4	Hold, please.
0:18.0	All right, listen.
0:19.7	I really need you to just please.
0:21.3	And customer Costa.
0:23.2	Well, hold on.
0:24.7	First of all, happy opening day, everyone.
0:26.7	70.
0:27.6	Okay.
0:28.1	I quit.
0:29.1	I have nothing.
0:36.1	We'll try this again.
0:37.9	Wait for it.
0:39.0	Go ahead.
0:39.8	Kenny's an assassin.
0:41.5	There it is.
0:42.7	Okay.
0:45.9	Gonna be the one, Mike.
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