FULL SHOW: French Air Kiss Date, Jeff’s Outweirded by Uber + Jose License Revoked (5/6/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Wednesday, May 6th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey. You found the podcast and we're about to start the brand new full hour. But Jeffrey's in the studio with us right now. Special day. Yeah, you're usually not here. I knew I should have come in late. Yeah. You know, I think what's impressive in today's brand new what's on your mind is that you were not the weird one in an Uber ride for a change of events. Wow, what a compliment. I mean, you know that. It shocked me. We usually talk like that when he's not in the room. I forget he's serious. Oh, I tell him to his face, too. So nice to hear. But yeah, if you've ever given a five-star rating out of peer fear, then you're going to know exactly where I'm coming from. Okay, there you go. We got a brand new second day. And oh, and a big announcement, if you missed it yesterday, we did put another live second date update video, right? So you can watch the whole thing up on our YouTube page. I know everyone's been loving the videos that we're trying to get up at least once a week right now and then hopefully that will ramp up a little bit more what are some of the comments oh mg finally live second date update |
| 0:58.0 | dreams can come true when's the bathing suit only edition oh i'm not seeing that comment oh |
| 1:05.4 | i have to hit enter okay send all right please don't like jeff know. All right. Let's get to it. Your brand new full hour. Oh, and follow YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey. The brand new full hour starts right now, though. McDonald's is ditching something that they've had in their restaurants for the past 85 years. Oh. No, not the French fries. |
| 1:27.7 | Better not be in the bathroom. |
| 1:29.0 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 1:30.8 | What's your favorite part of McDonald's besides the fries and the broken ice cream machines? |
| 1:35.3 | Like food item? |
| 1:36.4 | I mean, for my kids, it's the ball pit with some vomit in the corner. |
| 1:40.5 | That they contribute to themselves. |
| 1:43.0 | Last time I was there there I saw the kid just |
| 1:44.9 | Earp and then get back to it yeah yeah so no parent you gotta learn how to |
| 1:50.0 | puke and rally at a young age well for me I like making swamp water sodas |
| 1:55.6 | that's what you call them yeah where you combine all the drink flavors |
| 2:00.8 | what do they call them graveyards They used to be called suicides when I was little, but then everybody dropped that because it wasn't PC. Yeah. We'll probably have to bleep that from the show even. Now we call it the happy fun, yay, drink. Yeah, well, now we'll call it nothing because it won't be possible anymore. What? |
| 2:17.7 | Whoa. |
| 2:18.2 | McDonald's just announced they're ending the era of self-served soda stations nationwide. |
| 2:24.4 | Why? |
| 2:25.3 | They just got all those cool ones where you could add all the flavors to all the different things. |
| 2:30.0 | The syrup? |
| 2:30.8 | Yeah. |
| 2:31.2 | They say they're doing it to, quote, reduce labor and maintenance and adapt to modern consumer habits |
| 2:36.8 | AKA they don't trust the customers. |
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