Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

You should have seen me last night when I

fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs.

I went crashing through the window at the VFW Hall, tumbled or a pile of metal chair.

Then I cussed out my girlfriend tried to feel up her mom.

I rent my car, I think I bruise my spine.

Oh, you ought to go with me when I go out drinking.

Always have myself a real good time.

I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater I clucked through 90 miles an hour up to the pay.

I sank her out by bucketkeye Point, walked on into town, tore up someone's flowers on my

way.

Then I barged into the cruise nest and I threw up on the road.

I slapped that host to sauner bit behind.

Oh, you want to go with me when I go out and drink it.

I always have myself real good time.

I talk dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip.

Leave her all my own. I never ever leave her no tip.

I leave her all my roaches in the guacamole

and you all ought to go with me when I go out drinking and I

out drinking. I always have myself a real good time.

So I'm going out tonight and I'm going to

tie on a good one.

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