0:00.0	Hey, you found the full show episode.
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0:03.0	We got an hour long episode coming up right now of all new material, which we love.
0:07.8	And thank you also for following along on our second date podcast, which is sitting at number
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0:15.8	I literally check it religiously now.
0:17.4	I'm like, okay, come on.
0:18.6	Yeah, we're coming for you.
0:19.4	Call her Daddy.
0:20.1	Yeah.
0:20.7	Well, I mean, I do love her.
0:22.0	I don't want to pass her.
0:22.9	I don't remember giggle squad, you girls.
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0:27.0	Full show starts right now.
0:30.1	If you're like me, you pat yourself down before you leave the house.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.1	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why do I feel like you give yourself a full body cavity search before you leave the house?
0:41.2	Oh yeah.
0:41.7	Sometimes you got to do it four or five, twelve times just to make really sure you got everything.
0:46.5	You just check your pockets and move on.
0:47.8	Why are you padding so fast?
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