Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss.

They were the dream couple, Sam got into EDM music.

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore,

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

At McDonald's, we can't make the days of January go quicker.

And we can't make it so the sun is always shining at this time of year.

But we can give you little January perks to brighten up your days.

Ten of them, actually.

Introducing McDonald's 10 days of January offers.

That's 10 days of 10 different offers starting from the 15th of January.

From 6 McNuggets for 99 to a Big Mac for just 149, exclusively on the McDonald's app.

18 plus until 24th of January one time use only restrictions apply

participating restaurants only minimums men may apply.

Good morning. Can't wait. No, no, we're done with that. There's no more here. We, you know.

It is time to skip the BS, time for undisputed time for me.

To get my mind off my Dallas Cowboys collapse

by talking about an even bigger mess

if possible the Philadelphia Eagles who lost their wild card playoff game last night at

Tampa 32 to 9 a score that could have been much worse. Cry Eagles Eagles, Cri. Why Eagles, why?

You know, at times last night, it looked like the Eagles even just flat out quit.

Like one, two, three, Cancun.

You know, at least my cowboys just got their asses kicked

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