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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Dream Man Closure Call, Cheater Karma Confession + Burger Divides Internet (2/5/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

FULL SHOW: Thursday, February 5th, 2026

Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey:

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Instagram

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BrookeandJeffrey.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey.

0:01.0

We've got a brand new full hour for you today.

0:03.6

Yeah.

0:04.4

Jeff is just on one lately with these TikTok clickshucks because he brought two of the cutest stories. I know. They just feel good if you need that in your life right now. Yeah, I feel like I like it more because this one hit my algorithm. Okay. So I'm like it because I like it. Plus we've got a closure call coming up. We've got brand new mass speaker

0:22.2

It's a lot of fun on the way

0:23.7

But first comments

0:24.6

Yeah I like it is I like it. Plus we got a closure call coming up. We've got brand new mass speaker. It's a lot of fun on the way, but first comments. Yeah. Well, if you guys listened the other day, we were reading a list of NDAs, like expired NDA secrets. And not sure you saw this, but someone texted in from Montana saying, the other day in science class, I had to sign an NDA. And all I could say is we had to drink a ranch and wasabi together. What? I don't know. It's science. You literally just told us exactly what you did. You just broke your NDA. I'm going to tell you, I didn't sign a NDA. And in fourth grade for our science, my teacher brought in an elk heart and we dissected it. And then he took it home and cooked it. No, broke it. And then he cut it up in pieces and then brought it back and we all ate it the next day. That is a not science. I regret reading this. That's a true story. Wow. Life in a small town. Oh, wow.

1:11.3

What a gem.

1:12.5

I feel like you guys ate your team's mascot.

1:15.0

You know.

1:16.2

All right.

1:17.1

Your brand new full hour starts now.

1:19.7

We're coming up on the most romantic day of the year.

1:23.9

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1:26.3

Not talking about national swap meds with with the Stranger Day, though.

1:29.8

Or even Brooke's annual sardine swallow off.

1:33.2

Oh, thank God.

1:34.4

Every year we look forward to that.

1:36.1

Yep, that's right.

1:36.8

I'm talking about Valentine's Day.

1:39.3

Yeah.

1:40.2

And if you know somebody who's planning to get married on Cupid's birthday.

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