FULL SHOW: Double Kiss Surprise Date, Dumbest Lies Ever + Battle of the Tinder Dates (2/18/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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4.5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
We're trying out a new idea for our fans of the 2nd Date Update! Every Sunday, we will be hosting one of our FULL HOUR episodes from our main show feed, Brooke & Jeffrey! We'd love to hear your feedback...but please send all negative reviews to Jeffrey.
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, February 18th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Alexis, I like your shirt. |
| 0:01.5 | Thanks. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:04.7 | And today. |
| 0:06.1 | Wildly weird. |
| 0:07.0 | Today we're going to go over the dumbest lies ever told. |
| 0:09.5 | Oh, out. |
| 0:11.3 | Brooke, it's a plain black t-shirt, so jokes on you. |
| 0:16.0 | Everyone likes this. |
| 0:16.9 | It kind of looks like. |
| 0:17.7 | It kind of looks like the thermals I wear for my ski for sk. But, you know, whatever thing. Okay, I liked you better when you're lying. You do kind of look like Steve Jobless. I don't know who that is. Opposite of Steve Jobs. Oh, I see. If anyone can picture Steve Jobs, just laugh with this right now. I liked it. That was it was, sorry. The visual joke, though. I did not get it. |
| 0:38.2 | We got a full hour podcast for you. Thank you so much for being here. That is sincere. Yes. That's not a lie. And also, we've got comments to start us off. Gil must be binging old stuff because they said, it's fun to hear laser stories from seven years ago, predicting things that just never happens. |
| 0:55.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.9 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:57.6 | Dude, I saw some... said, it's fun to hear laser stories from seven years ago predicting things that just never |
| 0:54.9 | happened. |
| 0:55.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.8 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:57.6 | Dude, I saw someone comment on a 2013 episode and just saying, wow, dating was wild back |
| 1:03.5 | then. |
| 1:03.9 | Oh. |
| 1:04.3 | I mean, it is a real trip down memory lane how different it was. |
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