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Peace to the planet, it is Friday. How y'all feel out there? I feel blessed black and highly favored. Happy to be here another day to serve our beautiful listeners. Good morning. Good morning. How you feeling, Jess? I feel good. Yo, somebody blocked the street again. So I drove up the curb And you're not supposed to do that

You know the people that walk on the curve. Here in New York City, you know, we broadcast from New York City, the black mothership. You can't drive on the sidewalks. No, yo, in the morning, don't nobody know. Because there's not a lot of people walking, but there's a lot of people stuck behind that bus. And you got to be careful with that because them guys and girls be having on headphones early in the morning that's right their hoodies on they're not paying attention okay well I'm paying attention I can drive I'm a real safe driver so I make sure you want nobody walking down the street and nothing no bikes was coming but yeah I went right up to yo I'm here early I'm here on time yes I want you to commit a crime in the process. I mean, because I just feel like... Yo, I'm here early. I'm here on time. Yes, you are.

But I don't want you to commit a crime in the process.

I mean, because I just feel like every day you want to be America's next top mugshot.

I just feel like that. Every day. I don't. I don't, yo. I'm done with that. All right. Well, salute to everybody. Of course, you know, I'm a dance dad, so I'm at another weekend, another competition and convention.

But this week is going to be my toughest weekend.

I already told Jess.

And the reason is, is my wife has to leave in a little bit. So she's here now, getting the girls ready. But then she leaves today because she has to get back to the crib. And the problem is, I got to handle everything. I don't know how to do here. I don't know how to do makeup. I don't know. I know how to get them dressed, but that's about it. So if y'all see pictures of my kids looking like clowns, that's because I did it. I just want to put that out there. Mercedes 6-7 ass at. She's not going to be there. Mercedes is going up. We're going with here and Madison. So I have no female help. They're having a girls weekend and this thing on daddy duty exactly exactly got to do pony tales and all that

well I don't no female help. They're having a girl's weekend and this thing on daddy duty. Exactly.

Exactly.

Got to do ponytails and all that.

Well, I don't care. That's your job. No, they're no father. I mean, I don't know how to do it. I've never had to do it. Do you know how to do your girls, your daughter's ponytail? No. All right. You too. I'm telling you YouTube.

YouTube?

Yeah.

How do you do your girl's head?

But how to do ponytail?

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