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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The show started off with Ally getting pulled over on the way to work. Can she get out of her speeding ticket? Does she deserve to? Hear the full story & see if she should have done something different. We also rated who we believe to be the biggest pussy on the show. Who gets your vote? We also had another thrilling round of Gen Wars, a lively edition of Dank Tank including a pitch for “naturally cold water” and tips on how to be a successful man from Vanessa.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Hey, what's going on, Granite Allie?
0:33.3	Are you ready?
0:36.1	Hello, crying and alley, you little bitch.
0:39.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:42.3	Do-Doo do.
0:43.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:46.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:48.3	Whoa, sweet David Snake, did you see that?
0:50.3	Be for Klein Annie's show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:54.5	The show started.
0:56.9	The show started.
0:58.1	Ha-ha, you understand.
0:59.7	I respect your boundaries.
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