Oh, It's the Bob and Tom show.

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Dear Penthouse, I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university, and I never thought something like this could happen to me

When my teacher with the dynamite ass,

he'd need to stay after her class

and she started to undress.

I can't forget the statement she made.

If you drop your pets, I'll raise your grade. Heir bankhouse.

I'm a seaman first class at an overseas naval base.

It's been seven long months since I've seen a woman's face.

When I saw your reason dish you, I took a box of Kleenex tissue and I locked the barracks door

I tell you I've gotten a grip.

Please excuse my jerky penman machine. I ran every issue since 1974.

From the first two years behind the bathroom door.

A board through every penthouse I could find.

Even though my mom said I go blind.

Dear Penna,

Doing sports on the radio has always been my job. I've never wanted a man until I noticed Bob.

When we're close I I start to perspire.

His little buns set my loins on fire.

And I dream about the day,

you'll say, Chick, let's get undressed.

Name an address with hell upon request.

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