0:00.0	Smokey the bear
0:02.4	Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through
0:07.2	Remember please be careful it's the least that you can do
0:11.3	After 80 years of learning his wildfire prevention tips
0:19.6	Smokey Bear lives within us all Learn more more at smokybear.com. And remember, Only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester and the ad council. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we've got a full hour for you. I gotta say, I love today's phone tap. Jeffrey does timid Benjamin. Oh yeah.
0:38.5	I like that. He's so frustrating and also so funny to me at the same time. It's funny when
0:43.7	you're on his side. You know what I mean? Yeah. Imagine taking that phone call. Plus a new mass
0:49.7	speaker, a new awkward Tuesday. And we always start these with your beautiful comments. Yes, and Cassidy Stewart said, I love you guys. Y'all are nuttier than a squirrel turd, and I'm here for it. Makes sense. Squirrels eat a lot of nuts. And then a squirrel poop emoji. Oh, wow. I like that. I bet they're so tiny, those little... Okay, we're not... I'm not doing what to talk about this.
1:11.5	Don't you think?
1:11.7	No.
1:12.1	No, no.
1:13.2	Sorry.
1:13.6	It's on your own.
1:14.3	Probably the size of the nutspring.
1:15.6	We're starting.
1:16.5	Okay, go.
1:17.3	Well, show starts now, according to Alexis.
1:21.2	If there's one thing Americans are known for, it's peak physical health.
1:26.7	Oh, yeah. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That's why
1:30.0	our country has the oldest presidents. Because we stay healthier for longer. Think about it. Our
1:37.6	80-year-olds could beat up Europe's 80-year-olds. Easy. Probably forget to, me to be honest. Definitely
1:42.9	don't go over to Asia because we would lose those battles.
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