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Friday not a payday Friday last time I checked Jason Bishop got to wait a week for that

got to wait got to wait for that pay day happy Friday you'll be in bed tonight by no later

than nine for your 3 30 a.m. wake up call I'd say I'd say 9 to 9.30. It's a moving target at this

point. That's the goal. 99.30 and then maybe some smelling salts in the morning.

Yeah, you might have to. It'll be a fitful night of sleep. It's never a great night of sleep

before I have to make the death march down I-95, the annual track.

Yeah, but the trek down is always more fun than the trek back, because it's the start of your vacation.

It's the start, and I don't hit just soul-sucking northern Virginia, starts in Fredericksburg,

probably lasts all the way through Tyson's traffic on the way back. I've never not hit it. So it shouldn't bother you as much going down because you're just starting, you're looking forward to the vacay and getting there. That is right. Coming back is just depressing. It is depressing. Although when you come back, it'll be near the start of the football season. That's very true. It'll be mid-August. There will be two preseason games in the bank by then. There should be. Because they play obviously tonight against the Pats. And then next weekend. Next week. Yep. So two in the bank, yeah. They're two-thirds of the way there. Correct. They're basically home free. And hopefully, Terry McLaurin's put pen to paper and signed by then. Correct. Signed a contract. Correct. Don't know about that one. I said hopefully. I don't know if it'll happen. I don't know. Hopefully it brings this interminable summer of Terry to an end. But happy Friday to you, boys. Same to you. And Eric Bickle here also. Yeah, what's up?

You know, I would honestly, like, strongly consider an addiction to the smelling salts and just start doing them every day. The problem is it doesn't really last. I can see why they use it. It's fleeting. Maybe to, like, wake up someone that's passed out or something or for whatever bizarre reason. but it's not like it gets you fired up.

It like, it... in the moment it does. For a minute. It just doesn't last. I'll do one right now. Mar. Mike Moore, do you have one right now? Yeah, we got like three or four left over. I'll do one right now. This guy. It's 603. My daughter was intrigued. She saw the video, like a lot of other people saw the video that hit the internet.

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