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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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We're trying out a new idea for our fans of the 2nd Date Update! Every Sunday, we will be hosting one of our FULL HOUR episodes from our main show feed, Brooke & Jeffrey! We'd love to hear your feedback...but please send all negative reviews to Jeffrey.

FULL SHOW: Friday, January 2nd, 2026

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Ashton.
0:01.3	I accidentally deleted all the other podcast intros that we recorded.
0:05.5	So this is me making up for it.
0:08.6	Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:10.6	The question of the day is, are you a squisher?
0:15.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:16.9	I don't like that.
0:17.7	I assume I am.
0:18.9	I hate that sound of fact.
0:19.9	Because there's a new poll.
0:21.6	Update on the poll.
0:23.6	That found the average person encounters a bug or a pest five times per week.
0:29.6	That's a lot.
0:31.6	That seems low to me, but maybe it's just because of where I live.
0:34.6	See a fly or something?
0:35.6	And for most of us, the immediate reaction is to just squish them. But 20% would rather report it and let somebody else come do the squishing for that. Oh, now I see. Outsource your squish. Well, you know, it depends on the bug for us in our family. Brooke, I know you don't like to squish them. You like to collect them and blend them
0:55.0	into your morning green smoothie for X the protein.
0:58.0	I mean that or I actually like to let the spiders outside.
1:02.1	Yeah.
1:02.9	Yeah, because I love spiders.
1:04.4	Brooke is with the 12% of people who say they feel like it's their duty
1:08.3	to catch and release the bug back into the wild like Shamu. Yeah. It's true. I'm free and Willie is actually how I like stand and I yell free Willie. But the survey found we're more likely to squish a bug if we find it inside of our home or if they're on our bodies. Oh yeah, duh, for sure. It did it to itself at that point. If it's on my body, I don't squish it. I just scream and jump around. The top bugs that we tend to squish on site are beetles, cockroaches, centipedes, and spiders. Yeah. Which I personally think are the best ones to keep alive in your house because they catch all the other bugs that are in there. I'm with you. I'm on the spider gang. So yeah, spider crew. Yeah. We're rolling tough this morning. We are. I hate cockroaches though. They're just like, oh, wow. Yeah, no, those got go. Texan 7592. Are you a Squisher? We're going to move on and get into the shock collar question of the day with the ultimate morning show Squisher, but in a different meaning of the word.
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