Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, it's a podcast. We got Klein Alley Show podcast, and you're talking to Klein Alley right now. Yes, and this is a Best of Podcast, meaning these are some of the best things that you may or may not have heard from previous episodes,

all smacked and turduckened into one.

The reality is that we are taking some time because we don't really take that much time and probably we're drunk right now.

So enjoy some stuff we've done.

In fact, this is a great episode. We've hand-selected these episodes, some of our true favorite moments. And maybe you've never heard them before, or perhaps you weren't listening close enough. But today, we're gonna cover the invention of the tiny towel. Oh, yes, and also Johnny's appearance speaking at UCLA, which was a glorious train wreck.

That was truly one of the dumbest and most beautiful lectures, I believe, ever recorded

in the history of higher education.

We've also got the infamous Klein, nope, I'm not involved in this one, the infamous, Ali

Jake Grossoff to figure out who is officially the grossest on the show. You may know the results, but do you know the origin story? Let's get into this brand new episode of Klein Allie's show that's not new at all. Allie's got some very sad news to share with everyone. And in all seriousness, I'm very bummed out because losing a pet is terrible.

And it's a very sad thing to go through.

I don't wish it on anyone.

But unfortunately, we do it.

And then we get another animal and we do it again.

Yeah.

And I've never, as I said, I've never put down an animal that I've had.

And this cat has been with us for 17 years, like as as long as my relationship, longer. And so it was crushing to decide, like, hey, okay, today's going to be the day. And I know she was sick before, but we kind of thought we had a little bit longer. Like, at the beginning of the year, I was like, she'll probably go this year. And then it was like, she'll probably go in a couple weeks.

And then it was like,

oh,

no,

this is happening now.

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