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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 128 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Oh, yeah, welcome to your Pre-Quend. We are a Klein-A show on K Rock. Summer hours officially can begin if you need us. Phones, 8005201067, Giant Teeves, Tiny Towels, Natsbury Farm, Four Packs, and Allie's Money on a thrifty Thursday, all in your future. And if you're new to the show, pleasure to meet you. My name is Klein. That is |
| 0:54.3 | Ali. Hi there. DJ Omar Khan. Hello there. Audio sniper. You got Jake Z nerd. Also an audio |
| 1:01.3 | sniper. Professional nerd, not an audio sniper, although he does try. And in the back room, you got |
| 1:06.0 | Vanessa taking the calls and Postmaster Johnny at 800520167. |
| 1:11.7 | We will get into a ton on today's show, including a question, very simple question. |
| 1:16.1 | Why is your dad the best dad ever deserving of that coffee mug we've seen for years? |
| 1:20.3 | More importantly, deserving of a giant TV. |
| 1:22.6 | Any reason why, one reason why you think your dad is the best. Maybe it's a heartfelt good reason, |
| 1:27.8 | or maybe it's just one little thing that he does that you think is hilarious. Who knows, but someone will leave here with one of these TVs. We just put a video up yesterday. We delivered the first of the TVs. They're so big, it took up an entire van, and we could only bring one at a time. In our mind, we thought we could bring all five one time we could not we could only deliver one and just seeing the there's a child that lives in the |
| 1:28.0 | house where it was delivered, and the child looked like he was going to get, like, if that thing fell on him, he's done. He's done. Game over. I mean, my God. But you're right, Klein. I think we should kind of go away from, quote, best. |
| 1:46.2 | Like, yeah, everyone has something that's like, oh, my dad's the best or my mom's the best. |
| 1:49.7 | Every card, I went to Target yesterday, and there's so many cards that are like, you're the best, here's why you're the best, best, best, best. And it's like, we are all not the best. Why don't we just say a couple of good things about each other and call it a day? |
| 2:18.0 | I'm not trying to be the best. |
| 2:19.1 | I prefer a line of cards that just says, hey, dad, you're not the worst. And then maybe a description of some dads that have done some terrible things that I already know I'm better than. These cards are meant to say that you're being the best that you can be. You know, everybody's striving to do that. I don't think they want you to think that you're the literal best. |
| 2:16.5 | You're not? |
| 2:17.1 | I'm not striving to do the best I can do. |
| 2:18.7 | I'm striving to do that. I don't think they want you to think that you're the literal best. |
| 2:34.9 | You're not? I'm not striving to do the best I can do. I'm striving to be better than like a few other fat dads in the history. That other dad that killed his kids. Okay. I'm trying to try to do that chat GPT dad. I got to. I know that I will not. It's like Omar. Some of them say world's best dad. |
| 2:32.8 | That's not true. |
| 2:33.6 | It's a Omar. Some of them say world's best dad. |
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