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I'm in a great move because I woke up in the middle of a great dream.

And it's not normal that I actually have good dreams or even remember my dreams, but you'll

love this.

I woke up from a dream that I had just scratched off a scratcher and won $30,000.

It's funny that even in your dreams.

Yeah, you dream's so low. You dream so, like you would think. It was $30,000. Allie, Ali, wakes up for a dream. Like, dream bigger, woman? I want a free ticket. In my dream, I want a free ticket. It was so exhilarating. And right before I cashed it in, the guy said, I'm sorry, ma'am, you weren't able to, you actually don't have the lucky number. Look, my dreams are realistic. And I was in the middle of the cashier from 7-Eleven paying me out when I woke up. I have a dream. Okay, that's it. You got a dream a little bigger than that. Look, most people on a scratcher are winning a free ticket or $2. In this dream, I was a real winner. Are you in a liquor store when you win this fake money? No. And by the way, what a, you think that's a good dream? That's such a, if you really have one of those dreams, it feels real? It really did feel real. And the guy was like, I have to pay myself, too, because the store gets money. Oh, yeah. They don't put up the banner for $30,000 scratchers. And he got $1,000 for me winning $30,000. Yeah, you really played this out. Yeah, because I had a string of scratchers, and I was scratching off the bottom.

You know, you don't want to actually do the game. You just scratch off whether you won. I'm with you. A lot of people don't realize this, but this will save you a lot of time, and nothing makes you feel like more of a degenerate loser than skipping past the entire gameplay of the scratcher. Yeah, don't do the crossword. Just to go to the barcode at the bottom, scratch it quickly and scan it.

And then you don't even have to, you don't even get the highs and lows of, oh, I'm one number away. At least... Is it going to be a cherry? No. Right. So I, but in this case, in my dream, it said, if you did win, it would say how much. So I was scratching off the bottoms and then at one point it said 30k and I was like, whoa, this must be a mistake. And then I filled up the rest of the scratcher and it did check out. And I ran, I don't remember where I was, but I ran into the store immediately and I said, hey, I got to cash this out. And he was all excited and he said he was going to pay himself $1,000 because how much he wins,

and then my alarm went off.

And I was like, God damn it.

You know, what's funny is that you're saying that that was a great dream, so you're in a good mood. And I would argue that when I get woken up and I don't dream often, I learn from a young age, don't have dreams. but when I wake up from a very scary or bad or sad dream,

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