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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Mother's Day Fails! Ally had a crappy Mother's Day, but learned it was nothing compared to our listeners, especially the woman whose dog was eaten by a hawk. We discuss the infamous Amazon driver that pooped on a doorstep in Woodland Hills, leading Klein to suggest a solution to the delivery driver bathroom problem. Ally finds out more disturbing details about her mom's sex life, further solidifying her title as the Throat Goat. We hear about how women are putting Butt Paste on their faces in Butt Stuff and a listener calls in with expert commentary. Jake and Vanessa both lose loved ones over the weekend & compare their reactions. Death Watch 2025! In ADD News, we covered the US and China's tariff pause, a woman who drove through a street fair to get to work, why Gen Z isn't drinking anymore, controversy with the Kentucky Derby, controversy at the LA Zoo, and the third system outage at Newark Airport.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,
0:03.7	so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:04.3	And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.3	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.1	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:32.5	Three, two, one.
0:36.3	And here we go.
0:41.3	Come on, Jesus.
0:42.3	I need a good reason to get out of bed.
0:45.3	Got sleep in my eyes, loud in my head.
0:49.3	I need a shot of something.
0:51.3	Come on.
0:52.3	Come on.
0:53.3	Wonderful and lightly. So I turn on. Wonderful and lightly. Yeah, I don't
0:56.0	I turn on the flying at a show.
1:01.0	Give me some flying in the show.
1:08.0	I don't wipe.
1:10.0	Give me some quine
1:12.4	And out of the show
1:14.6	I love the eggs
1:16.1	Get your motor running with the client
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