FULL SHOW: 30 Day Trial Awkward Call, Ashton’s Theme Song + Trick His Ego Confession (5/21/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Thursday, May 21st, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | All right, here's to it. |
| 0:01.3 | One full hour. |
| 0:02.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:03.5 | If you can do it. |
| 0:04.7 | But if you can, it's about to start. Yeah, you brave souls out there. That's right. Welcome to the full show podcast. Thank you so much for being here. You have found the official Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. So this is the one you want to subscribe to. We do have a very special awkward Thursday phone call coming up today. I don't know if you like that better or Jeff's intro to it, but it's back. |
| 0:22.6 | His intro is good. |
| 0:23.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.9 | I would give him 10 out of 10 for that one. That's new. We got a new mass speaker. Lots of fun upcoming. So what do you got on comments, Alexis? Yeah, Faux Vaughn said, I work 10-hour shifts and I count it down by how many episodes I can fit in. I watch nine episodes a day. Whoa. Please post more frequently. |
| 0:41.3 | Oh, shifts and I count it down by how many episodes I can fit in. I watch nine episodes a day. |
| 0:39.0 | Please post more frequently. Oh my God. We can't keep up with you. That's a lot of us. |
| 0:44.9 | Yeah. Do you know how many hours we'd have to? Okay. But hey, we appreciate you. That's for sure. |
| 0:49.3 | Stay strong during that 10 hour shift. Here's your brand new full hour starting right now. |
| 0:54.8 | Graduations are happening all over the country right now. Yeah, congrats. Welcome, Jeffrey in the morning. Well, also, congrats to the ones that need to do another year. Yeah. You'll have us graduate right away. Or just one more semester. That's fine, too. Yeah. Let's enjoy it just a little bit longer. But about a week or two ago on the show, I played a clip from a commencement speech that happened in Florida. |
| 1:15.1 | Oh, that's right. |
| 1:15.8 | Where a woman was speaking to the entire graduating class about how exciting their future was with the possibilities of AI. |
| 1:23.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.7 | And she was booed mercilessly. Oh! |
| 1:28.3 | And later in the speech, she brought it up again, basically got booed completely off the stage. |
| 1:34.3 | Trying to like keep going through the material. |
| 1:36.3 | Would have a good time to wing it. |
| 1:37.3 | Yeah, let's get off the scrans. |
| 1:39.3 | Maybe get off the chat GPT speech that she had to write. |
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