Good morning, everybody. We are The Junkies coming to you live from Hyde Social. Brought to you, as always, by our friends at Crop MacCalf, they're the official heating and cooling company of the Junkies. We thank you for tuning in this Friday morning. December 19th, it is our annual holiday show. I'm John Paul Flame, joined by Johnny Cakes-Awille. Whatville what's up hello hello eric bickles here good morning

got his jd5 jersey on and jason happy holidays happy holidays merry christmas what happened to your

christmas hat i forgot it yeah usually you're dressed like santa you're so spas i don't know just i had the

i had the santa hat right next to my backpack. Grinch. I just walked.

Grinch.

Yeah, you're the Grinch already. You just started. I mean, I just walked out of the house without it. I swear, I was sitting right there on the cabinet. There was a lot of chaos. No, mine's off. I think it's JP. JP is your computer on your volume. It's on mute. Cakes. Mine's off mute.

I'm using somebody's iPad.

I don't know.

Something's on.

Some things, yeah.

Did it? Cakes Mine's off mute This thing on I'm using somebody's iPad I don't know Something's on Something's Yeah This show will be It will be Maybe it's that Is it that thing? I don't know I'm on mute It is I don't know who's He fixed it I think Hold on Sorry We got a million computers. Is that it? It is what it is.

It will be four hours of chaos.

Hey, I do see some of our own listeners here. See Peter from Burke. We got some luminary. We got Taylor. Tailgay Ted. There you go. All the real T-Gens out. He's happy about the commander's season. I'm sure he's really happy. I told him it was the worst commander's season since we've been doing radio.

And he said, what about 2013?

I said, well, he's really happy. I told him it was the worst commander's season since we've been doing radio and he said, what about 2013? I said, well, it's pretty close, but I think the

expectations for this year or higher than 2013. Yeah, but why start on a negative? Because I saw

Washington commander's sweatshirt. Christmas sweatshirt. We're trying to get everything up and running. Should mention this holiday, be sure you make a plan. Be like the junks and order an Uber or lift if you're drinking. Drinking and driving isn't just stupid and irresponsible. It's never been more avoidable. By the way, my Uber driver, he was Jekyllekyll and hide we're out on the highway okay he's

doing like 45 i'm like okay whatever you're being safe whatever you're not a rush then we get

on the clara barton parkway which is one lane each way sometimes it's two lanes one direction

one lane another dress yes and he was driving like fricking Richard Petty or

Jeff Gordon. That's a more recent

NASCAR reference. I couldn't

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