This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right, $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. K-Rok-KLine Alley Show. We'll do some 80D news now. Then a brand new hour of the show can officially begin. We will get you into K-Rox's almost acoustic Christmas this morning at some point and get you into the Food Fighters show. And if that's not enough, Ali, I forgot about this, but our good friends at Smokeflower have hooked us up with a whole bunch of these Smokeflower Ruka beaters, the exact same ones that Sublime you see wearing on stage. And we've got a stack of them. And we'll be given those for everyone who participates today on the show. So if you join us for Ali knows the news, regardless if you win her money or not, we'll give you one of those. For our contestants later, for Generation Wars, you get hooked up as well. It'll be a Ruka beater Christmas, courtesy of smokeflower. Everybody loves limited edition merch. Limited, and we're very excited to have these here. I thought we only had a few, and they got taken very quickly, and then all of a sudden they restocked us, so we're going to take care of you all show along today with those. That's all coming up, but what you're listening for this morning is a song by Evanescence called Afterlife.

And when we play that song, call us and

claim your tickets to K-Rox almost acoustic Christmas.

That song will happen at some point

this morning. We will give you more details a little bit later.

But first, this is your news.

Grab your adderol.

It's time for ADD News.

Well, this first story is about merch, ironically.

No matter how broke you are, if you see some good merch, you got to get it.

It is a huge moneymaker for companies and artists, and it's a 1,000% markup,

and if it's got a decent cool factor to it, it will always sell.

But would you, Klein, buy merch from your

favorite news outlet? Um, let me just think if I have a favorite news outlet. Hold on one second.

Think about your favorite news outlet. Does the onion count as a news outlet? Actually, yeah,

that would count. I would probably wear some onion merch, yeah.. And so PBS merch you could rock that.

L.A. Times is coming out with their own line of merch.

The L.A. Times hopes that you will buy it.

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