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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International

0:21.7

Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your

0:27.5

winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. We forced ourselves to take on resolutions

0:33.2

this week, some forced resolutions that were given to us all, not by our choice. The wheel decided who would be doing what. And Omar has to learn a new skill. We decided he's going to have to learn the tuba, although there... I can't find a tuba, man. Well, listen, there's been a lot of calls on the goat line. People that are not thrilled because they think that we didn't necessarily assign the right resolutions to the right people, but we didn't assign anything. This was all done randomly.

0:59.6

In this round of, this is Omar and the tuba. Take a listen. He's already.

1:05.0

This guy's got an interesting theory. I want you to hear this. And then then Ali actually did complete her week one resolution yesterday

1:11.2

by reconnecting with a stranger in her own phone. And she said it's incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.

1:15.7

We're going to listen to that call in a second. But listen. Hey, sweet deal it's a long time daily

1:20.8

listener. I just have a couple of things that I want to say about the fourth resolution. First with

1:26.8

Omar, if he does not attempt to buy a tuba or is not

1:30.9

making any product on obtaining a tuba and getting to learn it by the time client has his first

1:37.1

weighing he should automatically lose too what so he says if you don't even have a tuba or a tuba

1:42.6

they're two thousand dollars we actually had a few people DM us that have access to a loan... We could get a loner tuba, which is a sad thing to say. Is it every tuba player a loner? Every tuba player's a loner. There's no one that said, I can't come to your party tonight. I have too many friends.

2:02.4

Tubas.

2:18.5

It's just you and me. That's the two right there. So we think we have a lead on a tuba for Omar. If you have connections to a tuba, we're forcing Omar to learn how to play the tuba because it's, and he'll follow Allie around while she walks and play. that's the uh but this guy says if you don't have, by the time I do my first way in,

2:20.8

if you don't have your tuba, that you're automatically decued, you lose the whole thing.

2:25.7

I listen daily on the radio because I'm on the road.

2:29.0

I don't have Instagram, so I haven't seen what you guys look like in a while.

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