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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

In today's show we learn Blind Charlie, we play Bark for Meat, do some sad cat math, do a round of clickbait, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine, go over the 100 top comedies, get some fan songs and MORE

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

$5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.6

Tuesday morning, let's find out what's going on the world with the first official check of your ADD News.

0:35.6

If you need us, phones, text line remain the same

0:37.9

80052067. Lots to give you this morning and a big announcement in about five minutes.

0:44.5

Could change your life forever just after 7 a.m. here on K. Rock. But first this, your news.

0:49.8

Grab your adderol. It's time for ADD News.

1:04.3

So you spent money on yourself, you spent money on holiday gifts, and now that you feel totally tapped out financially, it's time for the charity guilt trip.

1:06.3

It is officially giving Tuesday.

1:28.0

Today is the day that you're supposed to be a good person and donate to charity, or the very least buy something that goes towards a good cause. And this is the Super Bowl for people like Jeff Bezos's ex-wife, Mackenzie Scott, who has given away a total of $9 billion, $19 billion. Really makes your roundup at the grocery store look pretty lame. Especially when I'm going, hold on. They say round up.

1:28.8

What was my total?

1:44.6

Was it 52 cents? Am I running up? Exactly. Because if it's under 50, I think I'll take those quarters. But if it's over, you can go ahead and give them to the sick kids. Dude, I feel bad because they've rounded up and it's been like 10 cents and I'm like, no. All the time. less than that. You've said that. You've said no to the round up.

1:44.6

It's you been north of 90 cents. And they go, you want to round up? and I'm like, no. All time, less than that. You've said that? You've said no to the roundup.

2:02.3

It's you've been north of 90 cents? No. You want to round up? Every time. You say no every time, Jake? Every time. Wow. I don't know where that money's going. Terrible people. It's not a terrible person thing, because if I donate money, I want to know exactly where it's going. And at the grocery store, they're divving it up.

2:02.5

And you're a big company. You can afford to charity yourself. Yeah, they can round up all day on their own. Yeah, dude. You don't ask me to round up, damn it. I'm already paying for bags. A couple of pennies here. A couple of pennies there. Look, everyone's at the end they go, look, a big check now.

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