This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

That's right, $5.

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

Have yourself a merry little client alley show Christmas.

May someone's pews be sprinkled on your head.

Let your fallacious salad be real, real spicy.

From now on, tamales, tamales are one for three or two for five.

So have yourself a merry little Klein Alley show Christmas now.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

Klein Alley Show.

106.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County.

This is the world.

Famous K. Rock.

Oh, yeah, it is Thursday. We are Klein Alley Show.

Still live and still in the flesh.

And in the studios, 800520167. If you need to interact with the show, want to win stuff from us. We keep giving, giving, giving today. And we give to each other. Piles of gifts all over the place. And so today is the day that we will figure out if we actually truly do care about each other or not. And then we'll listen to some more peer reviews where we go ahead and find out how

Ali did, how Omar did, and how I did, according to everyone else who works on the show.

...