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with Samantha Bey, hopefully you'll experience one by the end of this. Let's see, okay.

Since our last episode, people are being abducted by shady government agents on the streets of Portland,

and Donald Trump is saying that while he might not accept the election results he can properly identify an elephant.

Okay, in other words everything is terrible and there's no end in sight but what can I do? Am I just the most

resplendent of the late night comedy hosts? I mean like I probably can't change the

world on my own but I can at least provide a platform for interesting smart people

who haven't been booked on other

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