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On this episode of the heat check, we finish our Eastern Conference preview with the IKEA

of Divisions, the Southeast Division, worse than the IKEA of divisions.

Actually, like, IKEA's coffee tables, you know, they try to pretend like they're wood,

but it's actually just made out of cardboard that's been, like, disintegrated and packed into,

like, some glue form.

So I guess it is the IKEA divisions.

We're looking at Atlanta, Charlotte, Miami, Luff, Orlando, and the Washington Wizards.

We also have a great interview with Kurt Heelan from NBC Sports to prepare you for all the things about the new season.

It is a loaded show.

You're welcome.

Let's get into it, William.

Drop that generic ass beat that should be re-honest.

We're breaking down all the biggest NBA storylines.

You're tuned in to The Heat Check.

The Heat Check with Trista Crick.

The best podcast covering all the drama around the association.

Our final preview, Southeast Division.

I'd like to say last but not least, we saved the best for last, but we didn't.

I waited as long as I possibly could to talk about this shitty-ass division,

the yellow starbursts of NBA divisions is the Southeast.

It's like the candy corn in the Halloween bowl,

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