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🗓️ 4 June 2025
⏱️ 113 minutes
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0:00.0 | People mistake my weakness for kindness. |
0:05.0 | Like people are like, you're a really nice guy, |
0:07.0 | and I'm like, I fucking hate you. |
0:08.0 | I don't know how to express it. |
0:09.0 | I got friends for like 25 years. |
0:11.0 | Like, you're always there for me. |
0:12.0 | I'm like, I don't want to be. |
0:13.0 | I really very much dislike you. |
0:15.0 | Do women think they need wingmen? |
0:18.0 | Ladies, if you want to have sex with the guy, just let him know. |
0:20.0 | He will do it. Even if he's married with children, he'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, sure. |
0:26.6 | These people that do the live special, what a bunch of nitwits, you know? |
0:31.6 | I can be like, no one's ever going to see that. |
0:35.6 | Have the special open with that. Get yourself a ticket to a C-section. |
0:40.5 | You gotta see it. |
0:41.5 | It's like a magic trick. |
0:42.2 | Because you don't have a baby, |
0:43.1 | and then they put up a big curtain, |
0:44.2 | and then they're like, |
0:45.4 | whoa! |
0:46.4 | And then you're like, whoa! |
0:47.0 | Whoa! |
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