Full History of the Giant Wars: The Bloodiest Conflict in Wizarding History
Harry Potter Theory
Harry Potter Theory
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🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:50.3 | The Global Wizarding War, the first wizarding war, the Goblin Rebellions, the second Wizarding War. |
| 0:56.3 | These are all conflicts most Harry Potter fans are familiar with. But what have I told you that there was another war in Harry Potter history that's established in canon, I might add, that |
| 1:01.5 | almost nobody talks about, a conflict that we know existed, but that Rowling only ever mentions |
| 1:07.7 | briefly. Today, they suffered an hour and a half stroaning on the subject of |
| 1:12.1 | giant wars. Harry heard just enough within the first ten minutes to appreciate dimly that in |
| 1:17.6 | another teacher's hands, this subject might have been mildly interesting. But then his brain |
| 1:22.3 | disengaged, he spent the remaining hour and 20 minutes playing hangman on a corner of his |
| 1:26.5 | parchment with Ron, |
| 1:27.8 | while Hermione shot them filthy looks out of the corner of her eye. |
| 1:31.5 | If you haven't taken the hint, or rather direct mention, I am of course talking about the |
| 1:36.3 | giant wars. |
| 1:37.8 | But before we talk about the wars themselves, it's important that we understand the creatures |
| 1:41.4 | involved. |
| 1:43.2 | Giants in the wizarding world are enormous magical beings that can grow well over 20 feet tall. |
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