Hello, everyone, and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys. Saur, Sormulch, the chain

in and so happy to have you here. As always, my name is Carly Acolyneau. I'm your host, and we got a great episode for you today, a bunch of emails that you guys sent in to Secretkeepers Club at gmail.com that we're going to get to, and a bunch of things I want to chit-chat when you gows about. And I know maybe that it just picked up on the microphone, the sound that just

happened. And you guys know anytime a suspicious sound happens, I have to address it did not come from my body. I moved my water bottle. And it went like that. Okay. So don't you dare. Sometimes you guys like, girl, I hear your stomach growling. No, you don't.

Were you hungry?

Why are you being crazy?

That's why when I do take a sit, by the way, I got my big O' Wallaback.

Thank God.

She was safe at my parents' house.

I secured the bag. My 40-ounce stainless steel, you know, water bottle with the straw mechanism.

But I got to an Uber the other day and the driver had the huge o'wala.

Okay.

I'm talking he had to have a 60-ounceer. And I go, wow, you got the big O'Wala? He goes, he turns around. He goes, my wife has the pink one. Girl, he knew it was tea. He basically was like, my wife is that bitch. She is a diva, you know?

I wanted to be like, show me a picture of her. I need to see what this girl looks like.

Because I know she's just dropped out gorgeous.

Anyway, cracks me the hell up.

But yeah, I got her back.

And that's why when I do drink out of the water bottle,

because you guys are

always like thinking that I'm burping and stuff, I drink it away from the microphone.

I'm insecure about it. Anywho, hope everybody's having a good week. I'm having a great week.

Middle of the week, we're going to finish it off strong.

I, what did I do? I went to the VMAs on Sunday, which was kind of like a weird, like, blast

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