Fuck Monsters - Fuck Humanoids by RehnWriter (2/?)
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ποΈ 13 March 2022
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| 0:31.0 | New day on the job and the incident to handle. |
| 0:35.0 | This time it was another D-Class incident, but of course things had to go down the shitter |
| 0:39.0 | right from a get-go. |
| 0:41.0 | Today's incident was a humanoid type. |
| 0:43.0 | After vermin and beast types, humanoids are the most common ones. |
| 0:48.0 | While most of them are D-Class or C-Class, there's a huge difference to them. |
| 0:54.0 | Beast and vermin might be big, dangerous, but they lack to intellect, brain power, so to speak. |
| 1:02.0 | They function purely on instinct, humanoid types. |
| 1:06.0 | They're an entirely different story. |
| 1:08.0 | I mean, sure, they're only D and C-Class. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm sure they're often weaker than usual creatures, but those fuckers are smart. |
| 1:16.0 | Which means they're often harder to kill. |
| 1:20.0 | Most of them are creatures barely resembling humans, nothing but twisted things, walking |
| 1:24.7 | on two legs and hiding in the gutters or abandoned buildings. |
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