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Too Far with Rachel Kaly and Robby Hoffman

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE WITH HALEY JOEL OSMENT

Too Far with Rachel Kaly and Robby Hoffman

Rachel Kaly and Robby Hoffman

347690, Comedy

4.8610 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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A live show for the people. But don't get used to it! Subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/toofarpod for live show access. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0

Welcome to you at the theater, make some guys.

0:09.0

You're here for the two-bar, my guess is that right?

0:14.0

Thank you by going to your home, Carrie Hoffman and Rachel Pauley No one in the front.

0:27.9

How's it going?

0:28.8

Okay, should we move everyone now or later?

0:31.5

What's that?

0:32.1

She was at my last show.

0:34.0

Fantastic.

0:34.6

You were barely pushing.

0:35.9

If you were on my show before this,

0:40.4

why are you, there we go. See?

0:46.7

The bitch over here told me my taillight is out.

0:48.9

Well, is it?

0:49.9

It is.

1:27.5

And it's not because I didn't go to fix it. I did go to fix it.'s still out These guys are getting away criminal It's impossible for you to know if it's still out Because one of you're looking at your own taillet One of the first times we hung out You took me to the car place Yes She was like we got lunch right Yeah we went to Carlos We saw Peter Peter worked Carlos on my old car. Peter works on my new old car. There are different cars, and for some reason, they split it up based on making and model. But I do think that we are both people who will be like, are you going to run an errand with me or not? Yeah. You know? Yeah, you came with me. I mean, you also have no car. So you're at the mercy wherever the hell I got to go. It's true. I live with a couple right now, and I am always asking for rides, and I sit in the back, and they fight, and then I, it's. They do. They fight. Not fight. They're actually madly in love. No. What? Oh, it's not Dykes. No, it's a guy and a girl. But they're both gay.

1:28.4

Like that... They're actually madly in love. No, what? Oh, it's not dykes. No, it's a guy and a girl, but they're both gay. Like, the guy is gay, the girl is gay, but they're together. But it feels like going through a divorce again. But even though they're really in love, it's actually like so annoying. Sounds amazing. Now, I don't want to throw anyone under the bus and I don't want to move on from your story. I definitely want to give you more air time. No, I don't need it. No, no, no. So in the way you're saying that is rude. You were very specific when you were telling me that where you live is an absolute shithole healthscape.

2:18.6

I did not say that other house with the people who went to university together or it's this

2:25.4

house with your friend couple who's in love.

2:28.4

I've never said I live in hell.

2:32.3

And to my friends, if you're listening, you know, it's not a problem.

2:36.9

And also, you know, comedic license or whatever.

2:42.9

How somebody goes to bed with dishes in the sink.

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