FSU Aftermath, Wills & Relationship Deal Breakers
The Southern Tea
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4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Lindsie and Kristen are living their best (and most chaotic) lives.. or at least Lindsie is. Thoughts on the FSU shooting, and a video causes panic attacks by telling us to freeze our eggs if we're 35yrs old. Plus, a rollercoaster ride of family dynamics, co-parenting, and… wills? Kristen shares how she hilariously got kicked off a will long ago. They also chat about school drills, kidfluencers, and the social media minefield. Grab a drink and join our deranged duo!
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| 0:50.3 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. |
| 0:55.9 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 1:02.3 | I don't love them. |
| 1:03.5 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 1:08.4 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 1:12.4 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 1:18.3 | That is the tea. |
| 1:19.8 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 1:23.4 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea from two deranged |
| 1:29.3 | bitches. How are you? Deranged. How are you? You know what? I'm on a high today and I |
| 1:35.6 | understand that our high has created your low. No, I am so excited for you. You are a wavy winner for coffee compost podcast. You and kale. It's a long time coming. I'm very, very happy. Listen, the messages that I've gotten from the community over there have just been so sweet and kind. And a lot of them have been like it's well deserved. It's about time. And as I said |
| 2:03.3 | before, yes, I do feel like it's about time. However, like everything happens in the right timing |
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