Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […]

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0:00.0	It's Monday, April 21st, 2025.
0:03.3	Coming up on the program today, scientists discover a whole color between blue and green.
0:08.2	Plus, don't put local sex offenders behind a paywall.
0:11.7	Meet Skelton celebrates Adolf Hitler's birthday.
0:14.3	And a gubernatorial candidate who wants to force female immigrants to marry white in cells.
0:22.2	Now, look, we're going to do this for a little while, and that's it,
0:25.2	because I am not going to do it the way you want.
0:27.7	I will never be able to do it your way.
0:29.4	I can only do it my way.
0:30.4	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, lady.
0:33.6	I'm not doing it any way other than the best that I can do.
0:37.8	And if you are not satisfied with my best, then that's too fucking bad.
0:42.5	So we're going to have to reach a solution or a resolution very soon.
0:46.6	You cannot keep telling me what you think is the better thing, the better thing, the better thing, because I don't even know who the hell you are.
0:53.7	And after 50 fucking years in this business, I'm not going to take all the interpretations from you.
0:58.4	You asked me to do this.
1:00.0	You didn't tell me that I was going to have to sit here and take all of these goddamn directions from you.
1:04.0	You didn't tell me that, did you?
1:05.8	Which I'm doing now.
1:07.5	So let's do this thing and know that we are getting close to burnout.
1:17.6	Ah, bullshit, you love everything, but, but, but, but, but, that's loving nothing.
1:22.6	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
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