This episode of Friday release Valve is brought to you by

Snuffies of Route 44.

Snuffies means good food, good times, responsible prices,

ample parking, high quality service, large print menus, and waiters

and waitresses who take your order and deliver it to you on horseback.

Okay listen, I'm going to skip the ad copy.

They gave me the ad read I'm supposed to read.

I'm going to skip it.

I'm sure it's some kind of delightful high caloric meal special

with a discount exclusively available to listeners of this program.

Chicken-fried venison nacho blasters or something equally folksy.

But we need to talk about the mechanical bowl because this is getting weird.

So last month as you know when somebody stole the old Froggers game out of the arcade

Tom Snuffhauser replaced it with a mechanical bull.

Very exciting.

Great fun.

Probably the only diner in America where you can ride a mechanical bull while waiting to be seated.

I'm not sure how or why this is

confused literally anybody but allow me to clear up some things. A mechanical bowl is a robot you can ride for fun. Like a bowl.

Usually at a bachelorette party.

A mechanic is a man who fixes your car.

Okay? For some reason, a bunch of you, I guess, heard that Snuffies was having a mechanic

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