It is Friday and I refuse to be thinking at any point the rest of the day.

I am not going to be substantive or solve problems or read or any of those other things

that you can look forward to during the middle of the week.

Right now I'm going to kick off the weekend by talking about funny headlines with funny friends

and am delighted to have two very funny wonderful people on the program

today coming back is Nick Spirdooty welcome back Nick.

Hi thanks for having me can't wait to cook off the weekend.

Yep we're gonna cook off the weekend to cook off the weekend.

H-tag cook off the weekend.

Thanks, Nick.

And coming out for the first time is Mary Joe Peel,

who is a friend of mine and a hero of mine.

Mary Joe, you're like a dame. hero of my

your your your your your you're like a dame like like a night equivalent

he used to say I was a hero

used to say I was a hero

when I say dame I'm talking about nighthood I'm'm talking about like you're abroad. I mean like no I kind of like the

Dame idea too like look at that day. P.L she's a real Dame. I'm fine with that. I'll then both in that case it's you're a quantum dame it means

dame both of the like the gangstasence and in the Judy Dinch sense but I but I say

specifically because I grew up watching Mystery Science Theater 3,000,

which I think did a great job of warping my sense of humor and you were one of the

writers and actors on that show.

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