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Welcome to a loop live episode of Ask a Liza Anything! The podcast where we give you the answers to the questions that you submitted. Not all the questions because some of them are really bad, some of them are really too personal, some of them are answer before. But we're here to help people not just get through life but I guess get through this quarantine with me as always is my stalwart neon white companion Emily Higgins. Yes and they are submitted. You're submitting.

So this is not like pre-done people can ask right to your face and then provide much needed context. Which is why Emily is here. To call from the very best picking only the rightest of questions and I will juice them for your consumption. Today we're doing a live episode. We love having the kick-its, maybe some of the ham swirls are in there and we're here. Do you ask me?

Oh it's from Don't Panic Pantry. It's the fan group from Don't Panic Pantry. When you do Don't Panic Pantry I'm finishing up my work for the day.

Okay you don't have to say it with your voice shaking like I'm just getting into a warm bath to warm my bones working my fingers to the bone from the comfort of my own home.

You you squirreled away you snuck away it used like you couldn't come over because of quarantine and now like you can and you're like I gotta get home and I let you I don't make you come over anymore.

I get more work so loud so loud. I'm yelling at you. I did. You really can do your job remotely. And that's a goddamn shame. We're helping the earth. Sure.

By each driving car is older than one of us.

I'm driving less. Okay. Don't forget to wear a mask. Get those questions on. You don't need to wear a mask right now because chances are you're alone driving your car to a job.

What? You know you're watching us in your home. Don't drive it live. And that's right. I did my makeup.

Let's get to the hard eating questions. Yeah I said okay. I'm supposed to say you set up a ring light. People are supposed to think like oh she's celebrity. There's a light that follows her.

Oh okay. Today this is from Christine Bergett. Today is my dog Freya's gotcha day. Did you ever celebrate?

Play it just gotcha day and will you celebrate Chan Foo's? If so how? I sang. Happy gotcha day to her when I woke up and got her special cookie with peanut butter filling to give to her later.

Okay. I'm sure the dog told me that it was going on. Is it got you day like the day that I gotcha eating dead worms? Gotcha?

Grounding that day you adopted her. Yeah. Okay. No I usually I usually just celebrate my sister's birthday with mine. But the truth is every day is kind of like that dog's birthday.

Like Tion Foo at any moment is sitting in one of like 12 beds. So there's no gotcha day for her. But that doesn't mean that I can't sing to her all the time. Our newest hit is me just yelling Tino Chino at her.

Uh well she just dares at me. Tino Chino. Somebody did ask. Um I think they want to see her at some point. So just keep that in mind. Uh we don't need to get it right now. She's not on a walk for her third poop of the day.

Is she actually pooping every time? No it's an opportunity to poop. I mean what human wouldn't want that like a day where someone's like you know what we're she can give you a break you can take a dump.

You can smell some flowers. You can get your email which is like when dog smell pee that's them getting their mail. So there's no gotcha day for her because that would require me memorizing another like sort of quasi birthday and that's I already am not clear when Emily's birthday is.

Even though it's the same month as yours every year.

Hmm. Maybe I'll have a gotcha day for you. This is when I got you or gotcha you forgot my birthday.

I always get you a dope gift and you've gotten me dope gifts and yeah this is not a.

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